Skynet is real and it is Microsoft

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Socoder -> Off Topic -> Skynet is real and it is Microsoft
Thu, 15 Jun 2017, 02:10
Jayenkai	Windows Modules Installer Worker has been workering and installering all fucking day. What the hell is it installing?! -=-=- ''Load, Next List!''
Thu, 15 Jun 2017, 02:10
cyangames	Hopefully windows 7
Thu, 15 Jun 2017, 02:26
TomToad	If you are on Windows 10, it may be installing the Win10 creators edition for you. Probably the thing I hate most about Windows 10, I should be able to decide when I want updates.
Thu, 15 Jun 2017, 02:55
rockford	Yeah Windows updates really piss me off. I was watching a movie the other day - windows decided it didn't want to watch the same film as me and turned my lappy off and then started updating. FUCK YOU!! Skynet is real and it is Microsoft. The machines are already starting to rule. They aren't self aware, but they don't care!
Thu, 15 Jun 2017, 06:37
Jayenkai	The fan died down about 2am, and I've been left with a working system. The system hasn't rebooted. There's nothing in notifications. ... What the hell was it doing!?! -=-=- ''Load, Next List!''
Thu, 15 Jun 2017, 10:38
Pakz	Yesterday 3 of my laptops were all busy with a windows update. 2 are so low spec you can do nothing with them while they are working in the background. I am glad I bough a bit more expensive 2nd laptop that can actually be used for coding while it is updating.
Thu, 15 Jun 2017, 11:58
GfK	My Win10 laptop is currently installing a big-ass update. Its been stuck at 25% for about 20 minutes. Worrying times.
Thu, 15 Jun 2017, 12:36
GfK	Well shit... that went well. Rolling back...
Thu, 15 Jun 2017, 13:22
Jayenkai	Well, at least I've got something to look forward to, then. Oh joy!! I love how Microsoft no longer seems to bother giving us any kind of description beyond "Cumulative update KBKFOGOK549375804375043" That's great... -=-=- ''Load, Next List!''
Thu, 15 Jun 2017, 14:04
GfK	2nd attempt, stuck at 24%. Fucks sake....
Thu, 15 Jun 2017, 15:38
GfK	\|!!ARGH\| Fucking Microsoft and their non-working bullshit! I give up with this crap! \|ARGH!!\|
Thu, 15 Jun 2017, 16:15
rockford	I have the same issue EVERY single fucking time with Windows Defender. I have to use the manual install "option" - when I say option, I mean go to the fucking M$ site and try to find it, rather than the option is easily available on screen.
Fri, 16 Jun 2017, 04:07
Jayenkai	FFS, it's off again, this morning. RAWR!!
Fri, 16 Jun 2017, 05:23
GfK	I swear some days, if I didn't need my PCs for work, I'd smash every single motherfucking one of them to pieces.
Fri, 16 Jun 2017, 16:45
Jayenkai	Laptop decided it was time to update and reboot. .... And it did, without a hitch. phew Then after the reboot, up popped the old familiar "Java isready to update!" bollocks. Feckin' Java. I didn't let that install. HA!! -=-=- ''Load, Next List!''