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Socoder -> Off Topic -> Councillors Are Perfectly Normal

Posted : Tuesday, 08 August 2017, 11:02
GfK
Irish MP blames poor road condition on angry fairies Linkage
Posted : Tuesday, 08 August 2017, 11:02
rockford
Bloody fairies! Cause no end of trouble. They're worse than goblins and elves!

We have a councillor in Milton Keynes that has been pregnant for 15+months - http://www.voice-online.co.uk/article/mum-claims-shes-15-months-pregnant-doc-says-shes-just-fat - this story is true; my wife knows her through her work!
Posted : Tuesday, 08 August 2017, 11:24
Dabz
I remember this one fondly...

www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/quirkies/15386567.Custody_creams/

I'd have him on restricted duties for a year while on full pay for that too, that'll teach the b*****d!!!

Dabz

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Posted : Tuesday, 08 August 2017, 11:35
GfK
Lucky it weren't a packet of Jammy Dodgers. He'd get the chair for that.
Posted : Tuesday, 08 August 2017, 12:36
Dabz
He'd want the chair for that... Neeeee body... Neee body takes Jammy Dodgers without permission, not even the Chief Constable!

Dabz

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Posted : Tuesday, 08 August 2017, 12:40
Dabz
Just to note about that councillor wifey...


A MOTHER-of-nine


NINE KIDS... Jesus H Christ on a segway, have they forgot to implement digital TV down in Milton Keynes when they shut off analogue!

Dabz

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Posted : Wednesday, 09 August 2017, 07:26
rockford
If getting rid of tv helps in the bedroom dept. I'm chucking mine out now!