In the spirit of all of the Christmases past,
I present, now, a poem, which may make you laugh.
Perhaps raise a giggle, or bring on a smile,
Help you stop strangling your sister a while.
So pull up a chair, and settle your ass,
while you sip at the wine from your Christmassy glass.
You can read of the trees, and watch silly vids
With kittens, and singing, and wonderful kids.
We kick off festivities by looking ahead,
to a year where we hopefully don't wind up dead.
A year full of happiness, joy, and not dread,
from the fear of a tumour that grows in your head. socoder.net/?topic=3112
; 2012 in Review
As we hang up the Baubels and Lights on the tree,
And the children are happily dancing with glee,
We look through the year that will quite soon be old,
thinking of what we had managed to code. socoder.net/?topic=3113
You smile as you tear off the paper, so neat,
Then try not to cry at the sight of the treat.
Oh great, some more socks, and a Christmassy jumper,
Deodorant packs to defeat your bad Odour. socoder.net/?topic=3122
; Merry Xmas
The day's just begun, so the neighbours all visit,
To wish you a nice day and take home a present.
You say "Merry Christmas" to the folk that you hate,
But you secretly wish something worse is their fate. socoder.net/?topic=3127
Every year there's always a fight
Someone says something that just isn't right.
Then everyone rows, and the sprouts all get thrown,
As the pets run for cover and the grandparents moan. bit.ly/YEPuPM
; Kids!
Children are great in the run up to Christmas,
And watching them unwrap their presents is fun.
This bit doesn't rhyme well, but that doesn't matter.
We'll just blame the kids. The stupid, stupid kids. bit.ly/QN2Hm2
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; Send me stuff!
Unless you'd prefer I continue to rhyme,
I suggest that you send me some stuff, for next time.
If I don't get some links, or some humorous stuff,
I might just cut it short, 'cos I don't have enough. bit.ly/SN_Add
And now that the newsletter's finally over,
It's time to sit down and snuggle with Rover,
Or maybe with Felix, if you have a cat,
To watch Doctor Who. Twenty Minutes of that!
