Welcome to The Android HelpDesk.
To help us in your request, the following data must be provided.
1. What exactly is your device? Exact model number is required, along with manufacturing date, and serial number, to determine exactly which internal components may or may not be present in your phone. If you know the name of the person who put your phone together, that may also be useful.
2. What exactly is the version of Android running on your phone? Please include the release date of the version of your version of the version of Android that you're running, along with the date and time that you downloaded it from the server, incase we forgot to bump up the version number in the interim.
3. Please include a complete list of every single app you've ever installed onto your phone. Every installed app will (WILL) change a minor part of the OS, in a random and unexpected way, so we need you to list everything, even those pirated games you downloaded for free from that dodgy looking website that kept popping up pictures of "girls in your area".
4. Please list photos, screenshots, music files, video files, ringtones, and any and all pornography, so we have a comprehensive list of the data structure on your device's memory card.
5. Don't forget to tell us the size, shape, speed and sturdiness of your current memory card. If you aren't currently using a memory card, go and buy a memory card. We recommend anything that costs over £119, but nothing that's too fast for the cheap connector that we put into the device.
Please be aware that, due to the extreme fragmentation issues of Android, the solution we provide may not be compatible with your current phone's setup.
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