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Socoder -> Off Topic -> An Egg-celent Yolk |
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| Sun, 18 Oct 2015, 05:29 | |
steve_ancell
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Why do the French just have just the one egg for breakfast?... Probably because one egg is un oeff!
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| Sun, 18 Oct 2015, 05:29 | |
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steve_ancell
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*Ducks down below the screen waiting for eggs to be thrown in my direction, many and oefften*
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| Sun, 18 Oct 2015, 05:33 | |
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steve_ancell
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As in one egg is un oeff... As in oefften is often... Yeah I know... it's a very bad yolk! 
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| Sun, 18 Oct 2015, 06:39 | |
Dabz
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And I thought mine were bad! Dabz 
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| Sun, 18 Oct 2015, 14:20 | |
Dabz
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I once went out with a lass who had a parrot, the noisy twat would never shut up... The parrot was cool though!  *Get mine as well Dave* Dabz -=-=- Intel Core i5 6400 2.7GHz, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1070 (8GB), 8Gig DDR4 RAM, 256GB SSD, 1TB HDD, Windows 10 64bit
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| Sun, 18 Oct 2015, 14:28 | |
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steve_ancell
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What did one egg say to the other egg?... See ya later, I'm oeff! Sod getting my coat, they're chasing me off the stage and out of the building already. |
| Sun, 18 Oct 2015, 14:33 | |
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steve_ancell
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What do you do if someone throws and egg at you?... Wipe it oeff.
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| Sun, 18 Oct 2015, 14:57 | |
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steve_ancell
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Did you hear about the young egg that liked to eat a lot?, he turned into a right oeff.
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| Sun, 18 Oct 2015, 15:06 | |
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Dabz
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Man chicken: "I'm a little frisky honey, whats the chances we can make love?" Lady chicken "Bugger oeff" Man chicken "wahoooooooooo!!!" \o/ Dabz -=-=- Intel Core i5 6400 2.7GHz, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1070 (8GB), 8Gig DDR4 RAM, 256GB SSD, 1TB HDD, Windows 10 64bit
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| Sun, 18 Oct 2015, 15:09 | |
steve_ancell
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LOL
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| Sun, 18 Oct 2015, 16:37 | |
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steve_ancell
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Ahh!, but you still know what I meant.
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