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steve_ancell

Happy Birthday Rockford

14th January 2018

Happy birthday Ian.


steve_ancell

Who Scarf

11th January 2018

You should get her to knit a matching warmer for your sonic screwdriver.


steve_ancell

Treasure trove of Retro Gamer mags.

9th January 2018

GfK I've never seen this available anywhere

It was available in ASDA, more specifically in Hollingbury, Brighton, seems to have ceased to exist there now. I think the most sure way of getting it would be through a subscription.


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ScamHappy

9th January 2018

All they (Retro Computers LTD) have to show for it is about ten demonstration consoles, they gave those away at Spectrum35 and then portrayed that those were a new and improved console. Retro fans aren't convinced though, something to do with some tell<snip>


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ScamHappy

9th January 2018

Thank fuck they were caught quite early into the scam. Many people that backed the ZX Vega Plus weren't so lucky, those fuckers did a runner with more than half a million quid. Yes!, you're reading this right, half a million fucking quid.


steve_ancell

Treasure trove of Retro Gamer mags.

8th January 2018

Look at what this lucky bugger got his hands on today, it's puzzling what some people give away on freebie sites. Issues 131 - to 172 and issue 174. Fucknose what happened to issue 173 but who gives a hoot?, it's still a good bag of SWAG!

Thi<snip>


steve_ancell

Fantasy Consoles

7th January 2018

Ain't that dev tool something to do with this? Linkage!


steve_ancell

ReadDir for C

6th January 2018

There are ways, but it's all arse about tit. www.dummies.com/programming/cpp/how-to-get-the-contents-of-a-directory-in-c/


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Intellibugs

3rd January 2018

I wouldn't be surprised if they're in cahoots with CrApple.


steve_ancell

Safari Fire

2nd January 2018

Or not enough Bailey's in the system.


steve_ancell

Swatting

2nd January 2018

Those trigger happy pigs, and the prick that made the phonecall, should get poked in the clink. The callous fucking pricks!


steve_ancell

Sprouts

31st December 2017

Only ever tried them twice, they're as bitter as arseholes and they stink just as bad too. I can't fucking stand chestnuts either.


steve_ancell

Sprouts

30th December 2017

I don't eat sprouts, can't stand the bloody things, but I fart like I should have been eating them. I always blame the nearest dog too.


steve_ancell

Sprouts

30th December 2017

I take it that means gas masks all round then!


steve_ancell

When FPSs Didn't do IAPs

29th December 2017

I just grabbed the 5 in 1 pack for £2.29


steve_ancell

Too Busy to News

28th December 2017

Same as they said. Arses are good for more than just farting, they're good for sitting on too. Just take stuff easy Jay.


steve_ancell

Presents!

25th December 2017

I got kitchen scales, a chopping board, a portable Vax for cleaning the car out with, and some smellies.

|update| -=-=- |update|
Currently at my sister's, gonna be getting Christmas dinner shortly.


steve_ancell

Merry Christmas!

24th December 2017

Happy humbugz peoples Well at least I've given my arse a good irrigation to make room for tomorrow's Christmas dinner, I feel sorry afterwards for anyone in close proximity with a fully working nose.


steve_ancell

Warp Factor 0.1

24th December 2017

That's probably what most of them are, satellite deliveries. Well at least those people are keeping the tin foil industry in a lucrative state.


steve_ancell

Fake News

24th December 2017

Had you had any beer the night before by any chance Mike?


steve_ancell

Warp Factor 0.1

24th December 2017

I reckon those lot are a bunch of film students trying to pull a prank.

|update| -=-=- |update|
Or maybe the aftermath of a NASA rocket launch.


steve_ancell

Slowdown

21st December 2017

That article is it one of the biggest piles of crap that anyone could ever make sense of, it's to force their sheep to move to another field plain and fucking simple.


steve_ancell

Metric vs Imperial

21st December 2017

Apparently a pint is 0.57 litres. Well I still say pint and the EU can kiss my hairy arse cheeks.


steve_ancell

Metric vs Imperial

20th December 2017

I drink pints and piss whole tankers.


steve_ancell

Fake News

20th December 2017

Na!, I bolted straight toward the exit. Me and my cousin always liked winding up the security guards.

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