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Socoder -> Off Topic -> Steve's Nose

Posted : Sunday, 05 April 2020, 04:21
steve_ancell
A lot of nosebleeds lately, might need corks up my snotter at this rate.
Posted : Sunday, 05 April 2020, 04:21
steve_ancell
Trying to drink coffee with bog roll stuffed up my nozzle ain't much fun either.
Posted : Sunday, 05 April 2020, 04:43
Jayenkai
Be sure to lean forwards, not backwards..
Leaning backwards might stop the flow quicker, but it's been known to cause a choking hazard.

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Posted : Sunday, 05 April 2020, 05:02
steve_ancell
Tastes disgusting too when it goes down the throat.
Posted : Sunday, 05 April 2020, 05:05
steve_ancell
I usually hang my head over the bog and let it bleed out, the constant pain I've had in my head for years normally gets easier for a while afterwards.
Posted : Saturday, 11 April 2020, 10:20
steve_ancell
Another two happened, it was just like turning on a tap. Looks like Jason Voorhees paid a visit.
Posted : Saturday, 11 April 2020, 14:23
steve_ancell
And now another one, not as bad as the ones I had earlier though.
Posted : Saturday, 11 April 2020, 14:29
steve_ancell
Oh ballbags!, I spoke too soon, I just pulled out the bog roll plug and loads is pissing out... It's bad.
Posted : Saturday, 11 April 2020, 14:53
Jayenkai
Fuck?...
Posted : Saturday, 11 April 2020, 15:15
steve_ancell
It looked disgusting. LOL

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And now my nozzle stinks of rusty metal.
Posted : Saturday, 11 April 2020, 17:50
therevillsgames
I use to wake up a lot in the mornings with my pillow covered in blood... Hope everything is okay Steve!
Posted : Saturday, 11 April 2020, 20:06
steve_ancell
The blood-soaked pillow thing only happened a handful of times, which is surprising considering I started getting nosebleeds in 1987.

Other than the mess my snotter keeps making, I reckon I'll be fine mate.