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Socoder -> Off Topic -> I'm off tooo...

Sun, 13 Nov 2016, 00:24
Dabz
Helsinki for Christmas!

On me todd like, lol, me, the lonely traveller... But, nah, decided to book it up!

Had a good auld look, bit of snow mobile action, see the city sights, have a cruise around the archipelago, and maybe have a day in Saint Petersburg , that is, if the Russians are still letting Brits in since we're not flavour of the month with them, if not, have a day out in the sticks (Train to Rovaniemi, see if I can see the Northern Lights)!

Oh, and not forgetting the world famous (I just found out about it last night), great Helsinki Pub Crawl!

So, cannot wait, fly out the 23rd, back on the 29th, having a meal with Sara (The one I met before... We've been off/on, thats another story though), then on New Years Eve I'm heading off to Chester, well, I've agreed to something on New Years and paid the deposit, I think it's Chester! lol

So, yeah... Me, proper little tourist over the festive period!

Dabz

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Sun, 13 Nov 2016, 01:35
Jayenkai
Sounds like a great way to spend the holidays!
Sun, 13 Nov 2016, 01:57
rockford
Awesome. Have a really great time. And don't forget to send us a postcard!
Sun, 13 Nov 2016, 02:59
Dabz
Yeah, it's revolved into a funny year Christmas wise, usually on Christmas day we all go to someones, or have it in the pub (We're a largish family and its just easier), but, the way it's went, everyone is either going to their inlaws, or havent the room really.

Me mam asked, but I'll be honest, I dont get on with her fella, he's an arrogant cock head and thinks he's bruce lee, a couple of times now at Christmas I've had to shut his trap by threatening to bounce him out the door, me mam knows I'm right so doesnt say anything, and she doesnt need it really, he gives it but cannot take it... Last year in the pub he was as snidey as hell, the whole family were in, brothers inlaws, etc etc, you could see they were looking at him thinking what an arse, then he was taking the piss out of my sisters weight, she's not massive but, over weight, and she's not generally bothered, her boyfriend is a bit of a dweeb, but Trevor was going on and on, and I sat there watching, then our Fiona said "Rightio Trevor", he just kept on going so I said "Here, she said shut it, so shut it", he turned to my mam, said something while pointing at me, so I was like "Trevor, you point at me with them fingers again I'll snap the fuckers off mate", then he did a 'I've had it up to here' with his hand to his head, so I said "The only thing you'll find there is my forehead when I nut you you stupid auld c***", so he give me this look, and I finally said "Trevor, one more time, if you keep on going trying to spoil today I'll bounce you down the silly steps mind, last warning!"... He stood up and walked out... Unsurprisingly, the mood of the group settled and everyone had a really good time.

God knows what she's doing with him, but, well, I'm best just staying out the way like! Hehehe

So aye, thought sod it... I'm off!

Dabz

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Sun, 13 Nov 2016, 05:12
GfK
Sounds like a right mardy twat!
Sun, 13 Nov 2016, 05:32
steve_ancell
He sure does sound like a slimey streak of cock snot!
Sun, 13 Nov 2016, 07:41
Dabz
He is... He was a prison officer and thinks he's gods gift, as well as apparently he did taekwondo so thinks he's some kind of martial art expert... Only thing is he's just full of shit... Stretch Armstrongs have more wellie then him!

He was having a pop at one of my uncles outside the workingmens club a couple of years ago when having a ciggie, again, thought he was clever so my uncle returned the gestures, he didnt like it, and then he started giving it the big "phwoaaaarrr" waving his hands about (I kid you not), so my uncle dropped him there and then... He pissed off home, my uncle went back inside with my mam and karen (my auntie), anyway, they all went home. After getting in the house, my uncle heard a knock on the door, went to see... Police!

They arrested him for assault, the big "I am so I will" only went and phoned the police!

He's a pleb of the highest order, I mean, I dont want to get arrested or out like that, never been in a police station for the wrong reasons (Worked on a few), but I'd gladly let that go with him in mind mind... I'd bloody pay!

Dabz

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Sun, 13 Nov 2016, 11:53
steve_ancell
I've been down the cells a few times for popping twats on the nose when they start thinking they're "the big I am!". Quite ironic how the cunts that start the brawl usually wind up getting the better end of the deal, that's why I learned over the years to bide my time unless they piss me off good and proper of course.

I actually do know one nobhead that actually claims he's a ninja.
Sun, 13 Nov 2016, 13:12
GfK
I've spent a night with nothing more than a blue plastic mattress and a stainless steel bog for company.

For some of the fuckers, it's worth it.
Sun, 13 Nov 2016, 17:42
Dabz
This is life isnt it eh!?!

Its bollocks, friends, family, or foe... So lets get the shit out of the way...

I love you lot, your there, all the time, rain, shine, 3 months and then pop a shitty post... you dont stop!!!

Socoder: #CodingLifeItsShitReallyButWeLoveIt

Dabz

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