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Socoder -> Off Topic -> Valentines Day

Wed, 13 Feb 2013, 17:32
Jayenkai
Happy Valentines Day! May you all be with the one you love. Today, I have a date with a neurosurgeon!!

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Wed, 13 Feb 2013, 17:32
steve_ancell
I've been single for the past 7 months, thank fuck!.

Good luck for tomorrow Jay.
Wed, 13 Feb 2013, 22:02
rockford
Hope all goes well Jay.

A Valentine's poem for all you coders out there -

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm busy coding,
So go away woman and let me debug this bastard thing in peace! I don't care if the dinner is burnt or that the candles are nearly out - the enemy aliens are a pixel too far to the right!
Wed, 13 Feb 2013, 23:53
Dabz

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm busy coding,
So go away woman and let me debug this bastard thing in peace! I don't care if the dinner is burnt or that the candles are nearly out - the enemy aliens are a pixel too far to the right!


Nice!!!

I'll have to get the wife a card and some flowers today... If not, well, hell on!

Weird when you get older Valentines isnt it, its a bit of a chew now, card, flowers, meal, aye, you get a legover, but when your married, it par for the course anyway, it only the fact that if you dont get the other half anything you'll pay for it anyway in stroppyness!

Once over, it was to gauge how many lasses fancied you, at school it would be "how many did you get?"... I never got any one year, a lad in class we sat with, the shit bag, got three, showing off... He was like "Here, Denna, want one of mine?", I was like "Nor mate, I dont fancy your mam, sister or your aunty, so, your alright!", clever c***!

One of the cards I got one year had a poem in it, which I never forget for some odd reason, I havent got the foggiest who the card was from, love to know because the poem made me laugh, it went something like:-

I saw you through the window,
smart and undressed.
Little blue boxers,
little blue vest.
But as luck would have it,
and it was so unkind.
You came to the window,
and pulled down the blind.

That's the only poem I can really remember, 20 years or something its been stuck in there, lol, whoever did write it obviously never realized she actually did rub off on me after all this time... Though, no doubt, 20 years down the line I'll be sitting at a party somewhere, and the female version of sloth from the Goonies will roll up and pronounce that it was her that wrote that card, totally killing my fantasy that it was indeed, Sandra Bullock!

Dabz

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Thu, 14 Feb 2013, 00:52
rockford
It was Sandra, but she won't admit it now.
Thu, 14 Feb 2013, 04:40
Afr0
rockford, your poem is awesome!
I actually have a date tonight, with no less than TWO girls!
They're both taken, but it's better than what I can arguably say I've done the past... uhm... 3 or 4 Valentines days.
So yeah...

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Thu, 14 Feb 2013, 05:57
steve_ancell
Dabz female version of sloth from the Goonies

Do you have any idea how hard it is for someone to read that while they have a mouth full of coffee?.
Thu, 14 Feb 2013, 09:45
waroffice
It could be worse, my missus expects cards and gifts at birthdays and christmas and what-not from the cats!!!!

Luckily Asda do a cheapo "From the cat" range!

PS: nice poem rockford