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Socoder -> Off Topic -> IKEA

Mon, 04 Apr 2016, 12:40
GfK
I've been to Ikea today... AND I SURVIVED!
Mon, 04 Apr 2016, 12:40
Dabz
I hate IKEA, it's a horrible place!
Mon, 04 Apr 2016, 12:49
GfK
Wasn't even in the door and had an altercation with some twats who just shoved my kid out of their way cos it was raining and they wanted to get inside quick. I gave 'em a lesson in manners in front of about 50 witnesses. And I didn't even swear. \o/
Mon, 04 Apr 2016, 13:20
Jayenkai
I bought a couple of IKEA table lamp, recently.
Squirginuzle Farttoj, I think they were called.

Fortunately I didn't have to go in there, because with my head issues, it may very well have killed me. Twice.
Instead, as I do with many things, I simply ordered them off Amazon.

*phew*
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Mon, 04 Apr 2016, 13:59
Dabz
Well, I know I'll not be back in this thread anymore... Cos there's nooooooooooooo way I'm wondering around with that tune stuck in my head like its implanted in there now!

Dabz

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Mon, 04 Apr 2016, 14:10
GfK
Thats my other gripe with Ikea. Why don't they give proper names to their shit?? Seriously, the kitchen department is mind boggling.

For instance, i picked up a bottle and shouted to the missus, "you want a bottle of SKYDD"? That was literally all it said on it!

No wonder they've got bottles of it stacked to the rafters if no sod knows what it is.
Mon, 04 Apr 2016, 14:48
rockford
We have a big IKEA about 3 miles from us. It was built about 9 years ago. I've never been in it. I have never been in any IKEA. I have no plans to any time soon either.
Mon, 04 Apr 2016, 14:56
GfK
There's some neat stuff, to be fair. It's just a stupid, stupid company that thinks its customers want to walk round a glorified maze for half a day.
Tue, 05 Apr 2016, 03:30
Dabz


Yep... Thats right... I'm bored!

Dabz

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