Raccoon's Incident

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Socoder -> Tubeage -> Raccoon's Incident
Wed, 18 Jan 2023, 16:25
Kuron	I would not believe this without the video... Sun Newspaper Linkage
Wed, 18 Jan 2023, 16:25
Kuron	Am I the only one having some sympathy pain after watching/reading this?
Wed, 18 Jan 2023, 16:47
Kuron	Told ChatGPT: "Write a haiku about the racoon who had his testicles frozen to the railroad track" > Reveal 🔎 Raccoon on track, Frozen testicles now sore, Winter's cruelest joke.
Wed, 18 Jan 2023, 16:50
Jayenkai	Note > Reveal 🔎 Theres an extremely valid amount of hatred in a lot of the UK towards The Sun, so I've renamed the url link appropriately. Google : "Sun, Liverpool" for reasonings behind this. In addition, having clicked that link, my Facebook Feed is FLOODED with Sun articles, so .. do be very aware of what you're clicking. Having said all that, quiet days stuck in an off-licence, The Sun newspaper was often the more amusing reads of the daily papers sat on the shop's counter, and was often the only interesting thing to read on a slow Sunday, before we got broadband in the shop! -=-=- ''Load, Next List!''
Wed, 18 Jan 2023, 16:59
Kuron	For perspective, our media is so screwed up over here, that often the only coverage of legitimate events here in the states is via the Sun. Even when the local flour mill (which I can see out my window) caught on fire, the only real coverage was the Sun. I give it a glance daily, but like all news sources take it with a huge grain of salt. Kinda why I said, I would not believe it without the video.
Wed, 18 Jan 2023, 17:10
Jayenkai	Yeah, that's gotta be messed up if The Sun is your only sane choice for news -=-=- ''Load, Next List!''
Wed, 18 Jan 2023, 18:01
Kuron	I asked ChatGPT: "write a country song about the raccoon who got his testicles frozen to the railroad tracks" > Reveal 🔎 Verse 1: He was just a little raccoon, livin' life out on the rail Never thought he'd be a victim, of this cold and bitter tale He was out on a cold winter night, lookin' for a snack But he got a little too close, to the railroad tracks Chorus: Raccoon on the tracks, with his nuts froze to the rail He should have stayed in his den, but now he's headed for jail He's got a one way ticket, to a world of pain Cause that raccoon got his testicles, frozen to the train Verse 2: He tried to pull away, but it was no use His boys were stuck tight, like a pair of winter shoes He let out a squeal, as the train came in sight But nobody came to his rescue, on that cold and lonely night Chorus: Raccoon on the tracks, with his nuts froze to the rail He should have stayed in his den, but now he's headed for jail He's got a one way ticket, to a world of pain Cause that raccoon got his testicles, frozen to the train Bridge: Now he's a cautionary tale, for all the critters in the land Don't mess around on the tracks, if you don't wanna lose your gland So take a lesson from that raccoon, with the frozen ball and chain Cause nobody wants to be, that raccoon on the tracks again Outro: Raccoon on the tracks, with his nuts froze to the rail He should have stayed in his den, but now he's headed for jail He's got a one way ticket, to a world of pain Cause that raccoon got his testicles, frozen to the train.
Thu, 19 Jan 2023, 02:11
rockford	LOL. Poor bugger!