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Jayenkai
Created : 18 August 2011
Edited : 31 December 1969

#118 - RetroGamer




; RetroGamer

#0118 - Friday 19th August 2011

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; Hello World


I haven't had time to read RetroGamer in AGES.
I have a pile of issues, about 7/8 high, completely unread.
I buy it every month, flick to the back, get a bit mopey 'cos I'm not in it again, quickly flick through looking at screenshots, then sling it on the pile so I can "read it later".

To be honest, I haven't really read anything in about 2 years.
I used to read loads. I was an avid reader..
But then, one day, I just stopped..
I still have that page bookmarked, from when I was reading the Battle Royale novel, and.. *shrugs*
I could probably check the chatlogs to find the actual date for that, but it'd involve flicking back through months worth of chatlogs, just to track it down.
And I can't be arsed reading all of that!
Sod that..
..

Why the hell am I still buying this magazine!?

btw, in the section to the right, I did indeed forget the 's in my original question… *sigh* Can't even ask a question right!
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Ask Twitter
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@Jayenkai
Q : What the stupidest game you've made? Include a link to a playable version!

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@dedhedzed
Probably 'Giant Doll Velcro Technicolour Sticky Show'
          t.co/xz9PSDK

@Sokurah
Here's mine. Very unserious & not terribly proud of it. Was fun tho
          t.co/ORzy2sZ

@Draknek
Almost certainly this (featuring 23 amazing levels!)
          bit.ly/q5FvLP

@ExciteMike
Stupidest game I've made
          bit.ly/rpvn3T

@tametick
I've made a game about explosive farting at nomoresweden 2009. was even a category winner
          bit.ly/p7NhvO

@coolpowers
Probably Cat Poo Man, to make fun of another kid whose house always smelled like cat poo/pee. No link, made in HURG when I was 12.

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Socoder
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; Flappy Email Notifier

Waroffice made a nice little flag type thing, that shows when he has email!
Damn, that's SO fucking cool!!
I sometimes wish I wasn't so shit at electronics and things.
          socoder.net/?topic=2503

; Waroffice gets a Job!

His job isn't making little flags for people's emails.
.. .. or, I don't think that's his job, anyway..?
          socoder.net/?topic=2415

; Breakout!

Steve makes a template for a game of Breakout in C++.
Nice little demo thing, with plenty of source!
          socoder.net/?topic=2500

; Musings

Adobe create this generation's Frontpage, with all the evil random source garbage intact.
          socoder.net/?topic=2497

; The Sound of Piracy

DNA remembers games on cassette.
I had a TRS-80, once. My mum sold it
          socoder.net/?topic=2496

; How Browsers Work

An in-depth look into the how's, why's, and wtf's of your browser.
Lots and lots and lots and lots of flowcharts!!!
ARGH!!
          socoder.net/?link=27891
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The Indiesphere
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; PlayMyCode

Having shifted to a brand new server, PMC's faster than ever before!
They've added a great new Rotate/Transform set of functions, bolstered up their Profile stuff, and even added a new tab that explains what PMC is!
          bit.ly/oNZ7Iz

Meanwhile, New member Cosine has built a nice little highscore-beating game called Bouncery.
          bit.ly/o8UyCi

; PixelProspector

Kaizen's having a bit of a tough time at the minute, with hacks galore.
It amazes me that people would attack a site which only exists to bring fantastic games to their attention.
WTF is with people?!

Anyhoo, ignoring that, (because Kaizen's found a proper web-code-monkey to help fix things) here's a lovely golf game that reminds me of ZanyGolf on the Amiga.
          bit.ly/q8x14V

; Mario Forever

A lovely little Mario clone with oodles to do!
          bit.ly/p8iV1R

; Spike DiSlike

Spinal recreates Spike Dislike, as Nintendo DS Homebrew!
Awesome!!!
          bit.ly/re6n2q

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Modern Games Suck
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; How to Fix a Broken Game

@VDichotomy
Lets imagine you have a really awesome game, but one feature let it down really really badly.
The simplest way to fix it, would simply be to strip out that feature, right?!
.. .. right?!!
          bit.ly/qWxnI5

; FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!

@celsiusgs
Disaster of an idea.
Really pisses off the people who pay.
May as well be pirates.
          bit.ly/pEcJYt
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Retweets
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@DrewMarlowe
Most animals get funnier when you shave them. Not bears. Bears get even more terrifying.
          i.imgur.com/SqWOy.jpg

@MX7X
          yfrog.com/gzf0hzej

@jaggeree
Just appalling. Boots, time to be ashamed of yourself.
          bit.ly/nJNwKS

@thinkgeek
Now this is how engagement/wedding photos are done: Keep scrolling... waaaait for it...
          j.mp/n5TrXU

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Shrugs
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; Channel 4 News

Some boring guy, politics, yada yada..
Hey, Woah! UFO!!!
Odd clip, posted by Channel 4 themselves.
How very bizarre..

View on YouTube

; AWESOME PHOTOS!!!

Or, rather, they would be, except for one small thing.
Every time I look at them, I can't help but think..
"Hey, Hang on, didn't DD make a tool for that!?"
https://bit.ly/qMzTPU
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Tubish
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; Cumfy


View on YouTube

; Lovey dovey smooshy crap

          www.youtube.com/watch?v=53-6dPB1hkg

; urm..

          www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oEhxd16f0A

; Happy Player

          www.youtube.com/watch?v=CatooTmxq2E

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