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Sun, 07 Feb 2016, 06:14
Dabz

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I'm shit at narrating... Erm, soooo, erm, sooo, basically, erm, erm, soooo!

Tried to implement me best English as well... Keep the north-east tones down a little!

Dabz

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Sun, 07 Feb 2016, 06:45
Jayenkai
Dabz Does Das Dot Bas!

(ffs, dabz, you don't need to type the .bas!! This is a CPC! It knows what you mean!!!!)

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Sun, 07 Feb 2016, 06:54
GfK
How do you know there isn't a better ending if you play the game properly?
Sun, 07 Feb 2016, 07:02
Dabz

(ffs, dabz, you don't need to type the .bas!! This is a CPC! It knows what you mean!!!!


I know... Habit thats all!


How do you know there isn't a better ending if you play the game properly?


Well, if there was, I was that pissed off with it it just got instantly retired!

Dabz

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Sun, 07 Feb 2016, 08:43
steve_ancell
You managed to contain yourself quite well in the video Mike.

If that were me it would be full of swearing. LOL
Sun, 07 Feb 2016, 09:21
rockford
LOL. That was awesome

What a fucking turd of a game.
Sun, 07 Feb 2016, 11:34
steve_ancell
'ere Mike!, are you doing any more walkthroughs?. We could all fire out ideas on what to review.
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I'll even submit the first couple of suggestions to get the ball rolling...

Thing Bounces Back.
Bounder.
Sun, 07 Feb 2016, 11:56
Dabz
Yeah... Good idea! hehehe

Dabz
Sun, 07 Feb 2016, 12:42
GfK
Do Nonterraqueous! Bitch of a game, that!
Sun, 07 Feb 2016, 14:34
rockford
Thing bounces back was awful compared to the original. I didn't enjoy it at all. I know Thing was terribly buggy (lots of places to get stuck forever), but I still love it.

Bounder was good.

Noterraqueous had about a 1000 screens in it didn't it? I bought it on CPC and doubt I ever completed even 10% of the game!

if you want to review a really terrible game theres always Bridge It! on CPC or Knight Rider CPC - these are two games I consider the absolute pinnacle of shite gaming.

If you want a FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OFF!!!! game, then it has to be CPC Airwolf.


Sun, 07 Feb 2016, 14:36
therevillsgames
CPC Airwolf.

LOL! Too right!

And Airwolf 2, whilst it was a bit more playable it took FOREVER to load on the tape!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93vEBE9kT-I

@Dabz - great first video!
Sun, 07 Feb 2016, 14:52
GfK
Noterraqueous had about a 1000 screens in it didn't it? I bought it on CPC and doubt I ever completed even 10% of the game!
I got to the bit with the rocket shaft where you have to go up about 30 screens to collect the fuel, then all the way back down to the rocket with it. That's as far as I ever got. Bloody nightmare!
Sun, 14 Feb 2016, 06:04
Dabz
Ahahahaha... Bet you thought I forgot, here's your weekly dose of "soo, erm, sooo, erm, basically, erm, sooo!


View on YouTube

EDIT: Cannot get stupid thumbnail to work? Grrrr Still plays though!

Dabz

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Sun, 14 Feb 2016, 06:14
GfK
I always wondered what made Jean Michael Vincent wake up and go "Hmm... today I think I'll play my cello on a boat".
Sun, 14 Feb 2016, 06:34
Dabz

I always wondered what made Jean Michael Vincent wake up and go "Hmm... today I think I'll play my cello on a boat".


He had an Amstrad and was given a promotional copy of Airwolf!

Dabz

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Sun, 14 Feb 2016, 06:39
Jayenkai
HAAAARD!!!!!

Oh, and LOL, you said "poo-er".. Teeheehee

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Sun, 14 Feb 2016, 06:45
Dabz
Yep... My narration could do with a little work... I'm no Morgan Freeman!

Dabz

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Sun, 14 Feb 2016, 07:00
Jayenkai
At least we can all tell it's not a fake accent

Which reminds me, the other night Emma Blackery was on Radio One, and she wasn't half putting on a "Radio Voice"!! For someone who does practically daily YouTube videos, it seemed really weird that she'd have a Radio Voice! Bet she has a specific Phone Voice, too...
Linkage

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Sun, 14 Feb 2016, 09:28
rockford
That was proper LOL.

Yeah, really great vid of a really shit fucking hard game and it's crappy sequel.

I never noticed that the game can't even count properly - when it gets to 51 the next "second" is 40, before turning back to 49. etc. And dying at 10 really adds molten chocolate fudge icing to the shit cake!


Mint