You Funny Brits

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Socoder -> Off Topic -> You Funny Brits
Sun, 09 Feb 2014, 16:09
dna	BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer Â£100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. ** And the WINNER is... ** FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, Â£200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. Statement of the Century Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" --v I'll have too pull a Welsh woman after reading this. (Is Wales a part of Britain?) -=-=- DNA
Sun, 09 Feb 2014, 16:41
Dabz	One of the biggest things I hate about being British, is... Being portrayed by Hollywood... In the movies, we're not that, that vast majority of us dont take our tea on the veranda, nor do we use a poncey saucer... I'd love to define a comparison, but, the only thing I can come up with is, we are... Sarcastic bastards! And yes, Wales is part of the UK, lovely place, Scotland is looking to be an independent nation, lovely place too... It will be an absolute shame if they break away, and, as a Brit, I'll be gutted... But, if they do go that route... Well, I'll respect that, but, I'll be proper pissed if Westminster dishes out my tax money when their dream turns to crud! Dabz -=-=- Intel Core i5 6400 2.7GHz, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1070 (8GB), 8Gig DDR4 RAM, 256GB SSD, 1TB HDD, Windows 10 64bit
Sun, 09 Feb 2014, 17:14
dna	Yes but many of use Americans like to think of you as being of a certain demeanor, as depicted in film and similar. It makes sense to us for some reason. You can play an Evil Character or the hero with equal panache. Is Scotland does separate then will England lose its Oil rights in Scotland? -=-=- DNA
Sun, 09 Feb 2014, 17:25
Dabz	Is Scotland does separate then will England lose its Oil rights in Scotland? I very much doubt it (EDIT: But, there's probably as much gas in England which can be harnessed by fracking then the entire oil fields in the North Sea)... Dont think they'll be able to keep the pound too, also, they'll lose their nuclear umbrella, they wont be a part of NATO (Or the EU), so, technically, the auld Russians who've re-engaged cold war bomber flight paths towards the UK in the last few years, testing us:- www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1260381/RAF-jets-intercept-Russian-bombers-flying-British-airspace.html (Only to be told to piss off by the RAF) could, technically, drop in (The Cold War isnt over really, its just a bit quiet)! The UK (The one minus Scotland), EU and US wouldnt allow that obviously, but, it's food for thought, as, there wouldnt be no legal obligation to stop them dropping in, not that I can see anyway! Yes, over the top thought, but... Am I wrong? Dabz -=-=- Intel Core i5 6400 2.7GHz, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1070 (8GB), 8Gig DDR4 RAM, 256GB SSD, 1TB HDD, Windows 10 64bit
Sun, 09 Feb 2014, 18:06
dna	If England would not lose the Oil in Scotland then the area over the next hundred years might turn into another Belfast of sorts. I can visualize England very rigorously policing their Oil reserves in Scotland much to the disdain of the Scots. -=-=- DNA