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Socoder -> Off Topic -> Angry Dwarf

Thu, 19 Oct 2017, 11:30
GfK
Every night lately, an angry dwarf appears outside my house, shouting and swearing like a sailor, and throwing rotten eggs at my windows. Think I've got one of those mental elf problems I keep hearing about.
Thu, 19 Oct 2017, 11:30
Dabz
Oh look...
Thu, 19 Oct 2017, 11:32
Dabz


Columbo is wearing Daves coat... Someone get it for him!!!

*Just one more thing mam... I'm sure I had it here, my wife see, she's always telling me to write terrible jokes down and stick them in Daves coat pocket, but, my memory see, I forget to take his jacket off*



Dabz

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Thu, 19 Oct 2017, 11:38
GfK
she's always telling me to write terrible jokes down and stick them in Daves coat pocket

Not wanting to be Mr Grammar Cop, but you've spelt "brilliant" wrong there!
Thu, 19 Oct 2017, 11:40
Dabz
lol

Dabz
Thu, 19 Oct 2017, 23:16
Dabz
Here, there's a thought... Whatever happened to DiabloDevil that used to visit, the one that built PlayMyCode.com

Dabz

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Fri, 20 Oct 2017, 00:47
GfK
Random.

Dunno!
Fri, 20 Oct 2017, 01:46
Dabz
He used to use a columbo avatar on here!

Dabz
Fri, 20 Oct 2017, 02:24
Jayenkai
DD's off in the real world doing proper work type stuff.
He seemed to have gotten bogged down in the "big PlayMyCode rewrite", which took over and drained him. Eventually he gave up and moved on to other important life things.

He still visits occasionally, and if I’d have rewritten the MudChat, you might've found him in there from time to time.
Apologies that I haven’t!

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Fri, 20 Oct 2017, 07:37
GfK
It happened again last night. I've started to throw stuff back so last night he came in a hard-hat.

It's elfen safety gone mad.
Fri, 20 Oct 2017, 12:01
rockford
Two imps were sitting on my front step earlier, sharing bags fo crisps. One of them was going through them at a rate of knots and not sharing with the other.

"Stop being so selfish!" says the one

"I can't help it, I'm a gobblin'!"
Fri, 20 Oct 2017, 12:25
Dabz
Two midgets walk into a mini-bar!

*Its okay, I'll get my own coat, thanks*

Dabz

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Fri, 20 Oct 2017, 12:28
GfK
Another day, another visit.

Today the cheeky fucker got into the house - caught him in the kitchen, sitting on the cooker.

Turns out he's a hobgoblin.