1.
Some wafery type biscuits?
2.
Some more biscuit type things?
3.
A chocolate pancake type thing? The other ones were Japanese.
4.
Some chopsticky type things? I shan't be eating those...
5.
Some nobbly things.
6.
Some seaweedy type thin things. Fuuuuuck!!! There's 10 of the bastards! With some silica gel. I'd rather eat that, methinks!
7.
A lemon gum "ball"?
8.
A nice cuppa to wash away the flavours of all of the above?
Rating
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1. NOM
Imagine rice crispies crushed up into a powder and compressed around a thin drizzle of dark chocolate, that's what this was. Dry, but tasted ok.
2. NOM NOM and VOM
These were some kind of rice crackers - they tasted really nice, but the texture was fucking horrible.
3. NOM NOM
These were indeed pancakes around a filling, but it wasn't chocolate. The pancakes were a bit dry (nowehere near as nice as the Japanese ones). The filling was... anything but chocolate. My wife tells me it's red bean paste. Who am I to argue? It would have got a full 3X NOMs if the pancakes had been less dry.
4. Chopsticks. Yeah, tastedlike wood. probably. And probably nicer than the seaweed...
5. NOM NOM
Strawberry covered almonds. Nothing as special as they sound.
6. VOM VOM VOM ^10
Fuck, I'm gonna hurl....
7. NOM NOM NOM
I thought this was going to be lemon flavoured.
I was wrong.
I thought this was going to be chewing/bubble gum.
I was wrong.
It's a chewy sweet that tastes buttery/milky. It was nice.
8. NOM NOM NOM
I don't know what type of tea this is, so I just treated like any other. I didn't add milk.
It tasted lovely. It was just like a Morning Breakfast type tea. I don't think it was decaff (because they all taste foul - I can tell the difference). Definitely helped to rinse my mouth of that fucking seaweed!
