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Socoder -> Off Topic -> The Trouble With Ants

Posted : Monday, 19 March 2018, 01:56
GfK
How much does this bellend have to do before he's off the telly for good? Linkage
Posted : Monday, 19 March 2018, 01:56
Jayenkai
Using the Top Gear Chart, he's only just reached Level 2.

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Posted : Monday, 19 March 2018, 02:18
Jayenkai
To be fair, the pair of them have managed to keep it together reasonably well, given they were both "child stars” and have rarely been off the telly since.
Id've expected general insanity to have kicked in a LONG time ago!!

As for "all the terrible things he's done.."
Last year he sought help for a prescription drug addiction.
This year, this.

That's about all I can think of, and the first thing isn’t really something that can be blamed on him.

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Posted : Monday, 19 March 2018, 02:31
GfK
Way I see it... if he's been caught drink driving (because he crashed this time), the chances of this being the first and only time he's driven a car pissed, is slim to zero.

According to wikipedia (so I assume it's true) he checked into rehab for addiction to drink and prescription drugs. It obviously didn't work for the former, at least, and I'd wager it was down to his then-wife saying "do it... or else".

Meanwhile he has an OBE.
Posted : Monday, 19 March 2018, 03:07
Dabz
Being famous, he'll probably give a little tale on why he needs to keep his license, the judge will take pity, fine him £500, put a few points on his license and that'll be that.

Meanwhile...

Brenda (46), a cleaner from Croydon on minimum wage, will pile in next, the judge will immediately slap down a £2000 fine and ban her for a year.

Cos that is, how it works here, unfortunately!

Dabz

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Posted : Monday, 19 March 2018, 03:44
GfK
I don't think it helps that he's on TV *all* the fucking time with that squeaky-voiced little runt next to him, and I've always found the pair of them about as funny as a bout of the galloping shits.
Posted : Monday, 19 March 2018, 03:47
Jayenkai
Aaah, but I bet that's 'cos you didn't grow up with them on Byker...... ... GROVE!
You're on the wrong side of this particular age-divide!

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Posted : Monday, 19 March 2018, 03:56
GfK
No Byker Grove was very much my era. Remember him getting twatted in the face with a paintball gun.
Posted : Monday, 19 March 2018, 04:13
Jayenkai
Poor Ant!!! (/P.J.)
Posted : Monday, 19 March 2018, 06:16
rockford
Apparently, while in custody, all he could say was "I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!"
Posted : Monday, 19 March 2018, 12:50
Jayenkai
They’ve replaced the show with the godawful Take Me Out and the godawfuller through't'kee'ole.

I hope you’re happy!!!!

http://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2018-03-19/itv-reveals-which-programmes-will-replace-saturday-night-takeaway/

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Posted : Tuesday, 20 March 2018, 07:13
GfK
Wasn't me that drove a car while pissed out of my skull!

At least they've had the sense to put Take Me Out on at 12:30am, when people with an actual brain have gone to sleep.