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Socoder -> Off Topic -> Dabz's Portuguese Adventure

Posted : Tuesday, 22 May 2018, 09:55
Dabz
Today has sprung, I'm off again... Portugal bound for a stag do! \o/ yay Red hot Sun for Michael! happy happy happy

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Posted : Tuesday, 22 May 2018, 09:55
Dabz
One is back!!! Eeeeee what a week, stag do was, messy, Padova was gorgeous, and lovely Emma was superb... I'll update in a bit, cup of tea and a chinese time first!

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Posted : Tuesday, 22 May 2018, 10:10
rockford
Welcome back.
Posted : Tuesday, 22 May 2018, 23:40
Dabz
Well, I've had my cup of tea, chinese and a proper solid kip!

As stag do's go, it was a good one, got to Albufeira, bags in, straight out, it was getting on... Walked towards what we thought was the "strip", it seemed a little quiet and we started to get worried, but alas, delving further, we started to hear the normal thumping music, as well as a sea of bar lights, and, bosh, before we knew it we were in the middle of it, a good few beers in, a good look about, we decided to head back and start again in the morning!

Thursday was a jolly day, drinks flowing all day, good laugh and carry on, acting up, just as you would expect, everyone chucking themselves about, the night time rocked as well, I was pissed, but, still aware of everything, a Portuguese barmaid took a bit of a shine to me, she was okay, loved my hair for whatever reasons I dont know, was always coming over rubbing her fingers and that through it, and when I was at the bar, she would lean over the bar and cup my face with both hands... I thought "I'm on here", but, we moved on, told her I'll be back though... I had every intention mind... But then, swallowed by the night, tiredness and pissedness combined and I waddled back to the digs for my bed... And then Friday happened!!!

Woke up, ROUGH as a badgers arse, I thought, it do or die today with the drink, so we went out, down the beach for 10.30am for breakfast, I had a toastie, stomach couldnt face a full english, then the drinks started, I couldnt face a beer, so I settled on half a litre of sangria, see if that would help, being fruity... Cut a long story short, it worked a charm, sangria flowed and here is a picture of me, at 3.30pm, after 6.5litres of sangria in me...

> Reveal 🔎

What a complete mess!

I managed to keep on going till 1.30am, and then I had to pull the rip cord to get the parachute out and send me back to the digs... I was minging mind... I have no recollection of anything that night apart from the odd flash backs, but aye, I was done.

While in bed, I heard the door go, and a mate came in to see if I was alright, he was skittled, but still okay, I was like "aye mate", he left, then I went back to sleep, then I heard the door go again, and it was me mate I was sharing a room with, Jim Jim, he never came into the room as he decided to sleep on the couch due to my snoring, lol, so I headed back to sleep.

Woke up in the morning, needed a wee, but it was one of them, want to stay in bed, want to wee... 30 mins, though, I'd got to go, so I get up, opened the bedroom door into the little hall way of the apartment, and... there was a smell.

Opened the bog door, and aye... There was shit everywhere, I was like "WHAT THE FUCK", the bowel was absolutely caked in it, it was on the floor... The scene that greeted me was immense mind, I nearly barfed. Door shut in a crack, headed into the living room bit, Cutler was on the couch, there was a smell in here too, thought, I'm leaving this for a bit, grabbed my tabs, pulled some shorts and that on, headed downstairs for a coffee and a ciggie, and a finally a piss. After them, I ventured back up, straight back into the bedroom, shut the door cos it was honking, and text everyone else to text when when they were up.

Bun and them text back first, so I ventured to their room, told them the unfortunate easter egg I found in the toilet, so, after five minutes, me and bun ventured back into mine and Cutlers room, and stirred him on the couch. He was still asleep, but Bun started lifting his sheets he was wrapped in, and aye, he had them caked, as well as the actual sofa. So we woke him up, he pleaded innocence at first (To be fair, he just woke up so never had a clue what was going on) but, when we discovered he had shit all the way down his leg, with a bit of sweetcorn attached to his leg hair with dried poo, the game was definitely up!

Well, after that, everyone was in, honestly, I was laughing and retching that much, I think I sprained my lungs mind, but it wasnt over either... I went to the kitchenette to get a bottle of water out of the fridge, and... There was the biggest pile of puke in the sink I'd seen, it was awful, looked like a pizza had lost its topping... Retching round two!

The grief he got for that mind was immense, apparently what had happened is, as he was coming around the corner to the digs, he was busting for a shit, but what he tried to do was let a little fart out to relieve pressure, but once he opened the trap door, he couldnt stop, and proceeded to absolutely ruin his jockeys, and everywhere else in the process, and because he was that pissed, while he was trying to sort himself out in the digs, he just ended up getting it everywhere, give up and went to sleep on the sofa!!!

You couldnt write it mind!

So, after that, I didnt have much on Saturday, just a few beers but each one of them was like chewing tobacco, I had an early night that night, so did a few, but I was having to get up at 4am on Sunday morning for my transfer to the airport for my flight to Italy.

Woke up on Sunday, got ready, got in the minibus and just sat back in the seat and went "Thank fuck for that!" to myself!

More on my trip later, but aye... Albufeira, it was emotional mind, but bloody funny! hehehe

Dabz

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Posted : Wednesday, 23 May 2018, 02:25
Jayenkai
What a lovely story....!
Posted : Wednesday, 23 May 2018, 08:53
rockford
LOL. Yay for Brits on stag-do holidays!
Posted : Wednesday, 23 May 2018, 11:44
Dabz
Aye... It was a do... I'll get photos up of Padova, and the concert, that is, when my iPhone stops being a complete bellend and stops giving me errors saying the device cannot be reached when trying to download them, I got this before with the Thailand pictures, it just craps out, looks like the same trouble is a brew, nowt fixed it really, it just decided to work! :/

Dabz

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Posted : Thursday, 24 May 2018, 11:41
Dabz
So I managed to get the guff off my phone, bloody pleased, tired of iCloud storage full nagging messages (And I'm not surprised, considering it records in that god awful MOV format which Apple should really get rid of now... Them file sizes for relatively short video is stupid)... So I've been trying to get the ones I've recorded the wrong way upsy turvey rotated, iMovie app is atrocious mind, lol, jesus, it had my head battered... Rotate MOV, save, filename nowhere resembles original, and the saved projects is My Movie, My Movie 1, My Movie 2 etc etc, no file names in the app, nothing to show which is which apart from that, any clue is to delve into it via PC... Apple, jesus... They are the height of mediocre with this stuff mind.

Anyway, I've just realised, I bought a humble bundle a while back, with the very tool I needed included... Batch convert MOV to MP4, and the chance to rotate the video[s] before converting!

I think after my contract runs out, I'll just abandon iTunes, which is the reason I only keep it, just write the music off I've bought on there and get something else... NOT a Windows phone mind!

Hopefully, I'll have pics and stuff up tonight, I'm not bothering with the stag do, I only took a handful, and one video is sweetcorn-gate, though I'll post the vid of me minging with Carl, my new mate... Carl is mint!!!

Dabz

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Posted : Thursday, 24 May 2018, 12:12
Dabz
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

www.dabzy.co.uk/files/IMG_0833.mp4

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee times 10 hey... What a pillock!

Carl the duck... Top lad!

Dabz

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Posted : Thursday, 24 May 2018, 14:13
Jayenkai
iPhone "better”
Switch off iPhoto Cloud storage.
(Settings, topmost "user" thing, iCloud, Photos, disable topmost iCloud Photo Library")
Your photos will still be uploaded to photo stream, but the full res versions, and videos, won’t. Saves a fucktons of iCloud space.

Next. Unplug phone from Windows.
Switch on / activate / unlock phone.
Reconnect phone to windows whilst activated.

You should find the phone (after an initial "installing" delay) becomes a drive, and in there live all your photos and videos.
Make a new folder on your pc (and NAS!) and copy/move all the files from inside the phone to your PC "normally", without all the Apple Shittiness..
Moving them will delete the pics/videos from your phone, so maybe try to keep the important ones, but realistically you’re just wanting to clean things out, so.. get it cleaned

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Posted : Thursday, 24 May 2018, 14:17
Jayenkai
Tip #2.
Open iTunes, go into music and select/download ALL available music.
Next, find the folder where the music lives, (c:/users/you/app data/blah/blah/somethingsuch/) and you should find that all the "bought" music is in there as unencrypted simple .m4a audio.
Grab all of it, and stick it on your NAS for safekeeping.

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Posted : Monday, 28 May 2018, 01:44
Dabz
Finally got around to uploading pics/vids...

http://www.dabzy.co.uk

The memories! hehehe

Dabz

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Oh, and top tips there Jay!!! Cheers hewww!

Dabz

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